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relax your bones

by BossTruth October 4, 2020
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Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 24, 2022
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your mom

your mom
your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom
by melol6769 October 8, 2025
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chate your doughs

to strip someone of there dough (money)
bro, watch that mafucker doesn't chate your doughs!
by Backw00ds May 6, 2011
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improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.
Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.
by ventisette December 21, 2017
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skibidi your toilet

The act of defecating on a toilet so hard it somehow implodes you into the toilet defying all laws of physics fusing you with the toilet, with only your head popping out essentially turning you into a skibidi toilet
Dude 1: I will skibidi your toilet and you cant stop me
Dude 2: excuse me what?
Dude 1: *skibidi's your toilet*
Dude 2: WHAT THE FU-
by totally_NOT_acysu September 24, 2024
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