Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

SHIT

dont vote for trump

trump is shit

by treesimp August 31, 2020

Shit

A shitty smelling shit is usually oval shaped and usually Brown in color. (You should really smell it sometime)

A dog just shit in my lawn ... Great.

by Sduyt June 13, 2019

bare gang shit

When you get jumped by the mandem and you shank the feds bare and still

Person1: Yo bando i put some bare neek in a spliff bare times
Person2: thats bare gang shit

by AdoptedFaggot69 May 3, 2020

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

eat shit

the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.

you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Shit Stew

The contents of typical newsfeed of social network user; a kaleidoscopic melange of shit ads. propaganda, fear porn, affirmation memes, more ads, pet photos, weird reels, more ads, food photos, dogs in costumes, more ads, gender warfare, musk, trump, more musk and trump, more ads , crowdsourcing begs, more ads and shitty ai, followed by, trump, musk and fear porn about activist judges and whining about being called nazis followed by a notice from the platform that you were restricted from something because you shared something from that platform they later decided violated their vague community standards AUP you agreed to when you registered and checked their EULA. Paying to receive this shit stew requires a really special kind of stupid.

Awrighty! This morning's shit stew bouquet is especially aromatic. I love the argument about what nazi symbol got keyed into a swastikar, whining about 1700 death threats for being a nazi , while running a million dollar lottery wearing a cheesehead hat pandering to financially distressed farmers and tradespeople. Nazi Schmazi, that's some Mussolini shit stew.

by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025