machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Dick

Jake Fischer

Wow Jake Fisher is a real dick

by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018

dick-nipple

when someone gets a growth or a cyst on the end of their penis...

Boy one: Yo dude hows that dick-nipple

Boy two: yo that dick-nipple has gotten worse...

by yeaaa merrrrr February 10, 2017

Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017

Medusa dick

When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis

Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick

by RudeMikie February 13, 2017

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017