by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
by Niaasa July 17, 2017

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022

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by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020
