shit

Something that happens to people quite often.

Oh, shit. Donald Trump almost caused nuclear winter. Again.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017

Pieces of shit

Noun- To describe a FUCKED up situation one has put him and/ or herself into and/or through.

Bro! WHAT THE PIECES OF SHIT BRO! Where da fuck did all my money go!!! ?(Strip club)

by Whetzelpretzel21 July 12, 2016

upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.

by DongJones November 30, 2015

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Shit

shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead

did you just take a shit and throw it at the whores next door

by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020