shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

Shit-chan

Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.

That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!

by Waea March 8, 2023

Fat Shit

When you take a BEEG plonka and it stinks

"Imma go take a Fat Shit"

by Clarkey134 March 25, 2021

Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."

1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.

by Iaeos December 31, 2011

Shit

Something that is served in cafeterias worldwide.

Lunch lady: Here you go sweetie, some "American Chop Sewey"

Me: This looks like donkey shit.

by That One Guy In 2nd Grade June 30, 2018

rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump looks like rag shit

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019