dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 9, 2017

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017

Dirty Fandango

A band from South Africa fusing elements of blues, soul, electro

My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.

by PieterVermeulen September 14, 2017

dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

by laaycbn // September 14, 2017

Dirty Fucker

A scummy swamp abomination of a drink, comprising one part coke and one part beer (preferably a heavy, yeasty one). The head on this evil motherfucker leaves a filthy brown residue on the glass wherever it touches, which crusts magnificently, creating a vengeful spectacle for hungover eyes the next morning.

The night was going swell until Max suggested we whip up some Dirty Fuckers . The rest is a brown blur.

by Morphineus September 17, 2017

dirty brandpost

When you call for the firemen and they unexpectedly starts doing anal sex with the brandpost

Oh my god, the fire men did a dirty brandpost in the middle of the fire, how dare they !

by Liam Vestman September 20, 2017

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017