Hug your crush day!

Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!

Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼

You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th

Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗

by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022

beat your chick day

Beat Your Chick Day (B.Y.C.D) is a commonly used abbreviation in the (mostly African) suburbs. It is on 13 November, and it is used to legally beat up your chick... However, if the chick has wounds the next day, it isn't legal, the criminal must be turned in. Thus you might not have heard of it before.

Beat Your Chick Day:
'Jordi, you beat up your chick really fine man!'

' Did you know that B.Y.C.D is tomorrow?'

by Pepe.ro.ni April 18, 2018

YOUR MOM

It is seriously what the word. Your mom
Also a lame way that kids (sadly sometimes adults make come backs
Ik weird huh
THis generation is messed up

I hate you
Your mom

by jksfjkjskldfjkldjfkljsdljflksa November 27, 2018

Your mum

A very kind a genourous person who will help anyone or anything in need. Just kidding she’s a slag

Your mum gay lol

by Dislocatedpussyhole December 22, 2018

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

Everyday you should send your boyfriend at least one sexy picture of yourself just to remind him of how sexy you are

Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day

Girlfriend: oh ok send a sexy picture to

boyfriend

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

by National reoccurring days July 14, 2025

Your mother

Akin to calling someone’s mother a whore

“The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for COMBAT!”

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023