Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

Shit-Bitch

A) A woman or girl that exhibits low-class behaviour and is often times untrustworthy and/or dishonest.

B) A woman or girl that exhibits malicious and/or malevolent behaviour.

Be careful of Karen. She is an absolute Shit-Bitch.

by TeaPlease December 1, 2025

Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner

by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021

Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.

“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”

by Picassopoo April 20, 2020

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"

by pandashark775 September 18, 2022