An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. You don't need to get the lights on first. The lights were on before now and you weren't doing it. If you needed lights you should have done it before the lights went out.
Hym "No you don't. You don't NEED anything. All of your NEEDS are met by the taxpayers. That is where the money YOU are still getting paid is going. To meet YOUR needs... INSTEAD of MY needs. That's exactly why I'm not paying. Your needs are being met. Mine are not. I've listed several things I need of the course of the last 7 years and I've received none of those things. Shut it down harder actually. Start locking people out of their bank accounts."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the No you don'tmug. when you without glasses just inst proper enough.
formal you not only wears glasses but a nice hat too
formal you not only wears glasses but a nice hat too
by rayjay X March 3, 2020
Get the formal youmug. Ya might wanna check up on ur friend they might be plotting to off themselves
Or they might just love you
Or they might just love you
by Poopstink345678910 January 20, 2024
Get the I love you.mug. to be taken advantage and abused you psychologically-in terms of online manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it
beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say
by Sexydimma May 8, 2018
Get the pulled the balls on youmug. When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
Get the Don't shit where you eatmug. Chant typically directed at an authoritarian that abuses their powers, often related to life and liberty and corruption.
After several days of rioting and destruction, the demonstrators felt they needed to focus more clearly their demands and clarify who was the actual perpetrator of the madness and started chanting "you are the threat" directly to the leader and his security forces.
by mlhiss June 2, 2020
Get the you are the threatmug.