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I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021
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shit dog

by ballsmcgee420coolguy January 3, 2021
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Shit

by Heelowww August 22, 2019
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Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024
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Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.
"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"
by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015
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blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable
Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit
by shinhows May 7, 2024
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WWE Shits

When you love the WWE so much that you will listen to different wrestlers entrance music while shitting. Also used to emphasise an unusually large shit.
Dude, I’m not using the bathroom after Billy! You know he has been in there taking WWE Shits.
by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024
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