My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

Shot on my back

When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.

Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

Kringle my sleigh

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.

I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

jingle my bells

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.

"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022