Wikitoria

Wikitoria's are amazing they can be cold sometimes and often like to win during competitions (#competitive) but is really smart and nice and also an amazing friend to have, she will always be there for you and often skip books if she can't find the next one in the series (e.g she will read book 1, 2, 3 and then won't be able to find 4 and go straight to book 5 instead)

person 1: Hey Wikitoria! what book are you reading?
Wikitoria: shhhhhhhh let me read *holds the book up for you to see title*

person 1: that's book number 2 Wikitoria

Wiktoria: I know I couldn't find number 1 so I just got book 2

or

person 1: *crying*
Wikitoria: *acts like she doesn't care when others are around*
*everyone leaves*
Wikitoria: Are you okay?

by vlivf;ih\svidhvisv February 15, 2020

WikiLeeks

Da notorious "public domain" website dat gives everyone onion-breath who interacts with it.

Just because someone reeks of scallions does not necessarily indicate dat he's been dabbling around wif WikiLeeks; he may merely have had chives in his noonday salad.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

Wikipedia-Bored

A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.

I've been reading Wikipedia entries for 2 hours. I guess I have a severe case of Wikipedia-bored.

by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020

Wiki

The most beautiful perfect sexy human being to exist

Bro wiki can hit fr.

by Dead.Meme.King April 8, 2020

Wiki Wooki

A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.

Dude that wiki wooki looks like it would light up my room.

by FridgeEater April 25, 2020

Wikipedia

a website that teachers hate for some reason

Teacher: ok begin your research task. don't state Wikipedia as your source as it is UNRELIABLE.

Student: :(

by dicedTomatoes May 21, 2020

Wikwak

To rub your dick in someone face while singing the United States national anthem, while reenacting “who’s on 1st” in sign language, and doing to Cupid shuffle.

I wikwak you last night while we were drunk.

by Rixlapunk39 May 29, 2020