Self hating jew

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.

“That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”

by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020

Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."

by austin gaykid November 27, 2007

Jew Store

A jew store would be the type of store tht sells shirts tht say stuff about over night camp, or other things that you need to have for camp such as stationary, clip boards, etc. They usually sell sugar lips and bracelets that everyone is wearing (jack vaneck's, BRACElets, the soda tab bracelets etc.) You will almost NEVER find someone who is not Jewish as a customer. However, every single Jew in the area will shop there/ have a wardrobe that has a style similar to the style of clothing sold at the store. Much of the merchandise has rhinestones or peace signs. The store employee will assume you are Jewish, and will probably ask you if an item is on you Hanukkah list.

Jewish girl- I am going to a jew store today to stock up on clothes to wear to camp this summer, along with other things I might need. Do you want to come?

Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.

Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.

by seraC ohW November 6, 2011

scooby dooby jew

Another great word for a jew...

a: heh see that jew over there?
b: Yeah
a: Scooby dooby jew
b: hah

by Curly February 28, 2005

forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy

Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse

by sai k July 5, 2012

Jew eh 30

Base

Jew eh 30 has joined vc

by Dentist named Crentist March 6, 2023

The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

by RastaShad June 22, 2016