hair pie

A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.

Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!

by stanich July 7, 2006

american pie

A person usually a caucasion
who looks straight out the 50's ads.
freckles shiny chheeks big smile.

It can also mean some American Chocha

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Eskimo-Pie

The circular, red mark that appears upon one's leg after the person's legs are crossed for a long time.

Crystal got an eskimo-pie from crossing her legs during the long assembly at school.

by Emily July 24, 2004

Clown Pie

A word that is so "gangsta" that only white people know it. To jack off into your hand, on an object, or on a face for a full intent of a 'facial' cleansing.

Ask Jenna Jameson or 50 cent, thanks.

by Vega November 20, 2003

Moon Pie high

A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.

A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2020

Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

Oreo Pie Smackdown

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.

“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

by The Oreo Pies June 14, 2020