Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

Jimmy

a wimp who acts like hes tough but screams like a baby and would get destroyed in a real life.

"You would get destroyed if we fought." said Jimmy.

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 30, 2020

Jimmy

Weak, helpless individual, incapable of functioning within society.

Johantus bullied Jimmy, for he was weak and therefore an easy target.

by SmellTwiceStinkLater March 10, 2023

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

jimmy bombs

A person who hacks people on the internet well also trying to be come there friend by threatening the person he's going to hack to be his friend

Ehh your friends with a jimmy Bombs

by nigger 27 April 21, 2017

Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019

Jimmy-Gogging

Publicly urinating in a trash can.

Chris got arrested the other day for Jimmy-Gogging in the trash can outside the bar.

by Rockandrowe November 25, 2020