HAM

Hot Ass Mess

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club

by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017

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Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick

"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?

by NoloveDeepweb August 29, 2017

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Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

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Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

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Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018

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Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

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