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Russian Deodorant 

when the cavity of your armpit gets blasted with skeet
after taking a shower with the girl, I gave her a russian deodorant
Russian Deodorant by teabagfuh69 November 19, 2004

Russian Dragon Tears

Like angry dragon tears but the man deficates into the females mouth and plugs her nose so shit come out her eyes.
That bitch needed to be taught a lesson so I gave her Russian Dragon Tears like she deserved!

Russian Candycane 

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.
Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.

Igor...The Russian 

A wierd kid whom think he is black... He wears ecko, seanjhon, or shady every day... But he is russian... He comes to school jacked up on Vodka and get caught by his nieghboors when he tokes the reefer... His hobbies include porn, porn, and breaking his computer with porn.
"Hey Igor wanna come over my house."
"No man, naughty angels 34 is comming on today!"

Russian Road Block 

When two cars, trucks, or semi's are driving side by side to each other on the highway, so you can not pass them.
Sara said to Billy: "Look Billy, ahead its a Russian Road Block, now we cannot pass them, only a jerk would do that."

iforward russia exclamation mark 

An intentional mispronounciation of iForward Russia!.

It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss of their fans.

See also Panic Exclamation Mark At The Disco and Guile-Mots.
shit man I read the NME today and it said that iforward russia exclamation mark are the greatest band evar (apart from the Libertines of course yeah LOL!) so I better go buy their album now....innit