diagonal nosing

diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.

Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.

"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"

"No, man, what did he do?"

"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"

"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."

by Dapper Damp June 11, 2022

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 07, 2013

nose talc

another name for cocaine

Dave: did you see those two guys go in the bogs?
Alan: yeah pal i think they went in for a couple of lines of Nose Talc

by mortiekombat April 07, 2016

Nose-edextrious

To be able to snort the same about of force in each nostril

He snorted so much blow. He must be nose-edextrious

by Mackdaddy 707 September 08, 2017

Nose justice

The act of snorting cocaine, often in copious amounts.

Did you see Max last night? He served up some righteous nose justice!

by James Ambrose Johnson Jr. December 08, 2020

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Nose-guarding

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.

People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.

by 2nd phase June 04, 2024