the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"
for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.
so, this command is when you know you're fucked.
for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.
so, this command is when you know you're fucked.
DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.
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