skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011

Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia

Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.

by TehNiZmoGuy May 24, 2011

duck skin

Duck skin is a term used when goose bumps is not accessible to the brain. Usually used when someone is on drugs or smokes too much weed.

When you kiss my neck I get duck skin all over.

by Nurse Johns March 5, 2023

other cats to skin

a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"

people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2015

skin rat

a large rat that eats frigeis

oh that skin rat of a person

by jtnvhntbhunthrb3 January 25, 2022

Skin A Rope

A polite way of telling someone to fuck off, get shafted, or get bent. Solely to be used in a negative connotation.

Another way of saying Bless your heart.

"Hey buddy why don't you go skin a rope."

"My boss wanted me to work more overtime after putting in a 70 hour week. I told him to go skin a rope."

by Otto B April 14, 2019

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 8, 2010