Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018

Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt

An amazing sexy person who loves to be around his friends

Wow he’s such a Matt

by XXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZZZZ September 12, 2020

Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.

You see that druggy over there that's matt

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matt Fact

Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"

"Most people order a half cow or pig throughout the year."
"Those are definitely Matt Facts."

by BBJY February 25, 2024

matt dylan

lewis alexander perry's mate

matt dylan is coming to see us

by matt dylan March 30, 2022

Matt(hew)

Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)

"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."

by diagrammer101 May 4, 2021