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Magic

something that nobody cares about very often

other definitions:

1.beautiful....for a little kid

2.not real

3.thing that is edited to make it look cool in a video
P1:that ride was magic
P2:magic is not real
P1:*sad music plays*
P2:also your drunk
P1:so that explains how we rode a unicorn...
by Yandere Kitten October 16, 2017
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maecie

maecie’s are known for being mega thots and sends nudes to many ppl (she likes to send them mostly to short ppl with small pp’/s) she is friends with a gay person and she’s short
did u get nudes from maecie?
no i’m not short or have a small pp
by maecieisapenis March 17, 2019
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The Orange Mage

Often used as an insult to web-comic authors/artists.
Your shit sucks like The Orange Mage's comic, Mooman!
by The Orange Mage June 26, 2003
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Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)

In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"

Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".

Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"

"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 3, 2013
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magic cookie

a very disgusting game involving a cookie and a bunch of gay guys in a circle
by Jim May 13, 2005
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magic card

fake ID card used by underage kids
hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?
by TushiGizzle April 24, 2006
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mage

when something is really cool and new; kind of like, "this is all the rage" kinda thing...
Dude that shirt is totally mage...
by CoolDude13 May 24, 2007
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