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Johnny Dang

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.
by SirJet September 2, 2024
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Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.
by Strange alias September 15, 2024
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Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
by Jodefines November 29, 2024
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Johanyli

Johanyli is the type of girl to steal your man and act like she all that. Shes one of them wannabe girls.
Girl: bro Johanyli think she all that
Girl 2: I know right! She thinks shes the main character, like honey not everything is about you.
by user.1681950 December 2, 2024
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Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn
Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up
by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024
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johnavitus

Only happens to people
Named John
Oh shii I have johnavitus
by Albert Eieston December 31, 2024
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Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
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