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depressing jerk

by bacon1478 April 24, 2024
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Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.
Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.
by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020
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Jerk Turd Fuck Head

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
by The_Dood October 23, 2012
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jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously
Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!
by Droyd April 5, 2025
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Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
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Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
by norTnoJ September 15, 2016
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