mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 25, 2017

slanging ham

Throwing that dick on a bitch

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night

by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019

Ham Jibblets

Another description for testicles.

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?

by 3:51PM March 28, 2008

ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013

Hamming Zaza

Abilities:

1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views

2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"

3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"

Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"

Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"

by Hamming Zaza June 1, 2023

Ham

To go wild or get enthusiastic about something

They went ham at the party

by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021

Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

by Big Pasta November 13, 2012