facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.

Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!

by copsandroberts November 3, 2010

Facebook Face

A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above

Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.

by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010

Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

facebook pervert

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.

Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.

by donna belle December 4, 2013

facebook intellectual

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.

Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.

by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015

Facebook Potential

Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.

Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Facebook Hypocrite

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.

Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"

by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012