That’s like garlic to my ears

When someone tells you something that is not good to hear

Person 1: I don’t like you

Person 2: That’s like garlic to my ears

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024

Ear Sauce

Also known as endolymph, or Scarpa fluid, which is a clear fluid that can be found in the membranous labyrinth of the inner ear.

Dang man, I'm dizzy AF. This carnival ride got my ear sauce all jacked up.

by cowuhsocky July 12, 2022

Ear Banging

To be listening to other people's conversations with out being included in their conversations.

Laura sure was ear banging when I was talking to Valerie about what had happened last weekend.

by NorthMpls July 22, 2022

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

dog-ear

To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.

Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.

by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022