crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.

Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.

"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"

by Sam Manion June 12, 2016

crotch walk

To walk or woble with your crotch thrusted outward.

Wow, he got a nice crotch walk goin on.

by Sir_noms_alot June 4, 2016

crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017

clontch

Clontch means hold tight

"He *clontched* on the door"

by Urban james June 5, 2017