Carpe Noche

Seize the fucking night

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.

by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Caper

She is an amazing person with a great attitude sometimes. She won't take any shit from anyone. She is the most interesting girl you will ever meet, she has big a big smile. The best friend you will ever have if your as popular as she is. Even though sometimes you may feel she is a backstabbing bitch, she can still be a very nice person .

Person 1: “There goes Caper”
Person 2: “yup”

by A forgetful person January 28, 2019

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

Çapesexual

Only relating in romance to the sona occurring with the name by; Çape

“I’m not gay for him, bruh! I’m Çapesexual so it isn’t gay.”

by Louievatooie June 3, 2019

Carpercrite

(noun)
Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.

"He is a carpercrite when dealing with people of opposing views."

by Xecter June 13, 2019