Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

OF clam sammies

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

Clam Diggers

A lot like its ugly cousin the camel toe and even uglier cousin the moose knuckle, Clam Diggers are any pants or shorts that are so tight they make a women's vagina look like the joint side of a clam.

"Look at that chick's pants, clam diggers aren't just short pants anymore "

by MKL100 July 2, 2017

Clam digger

A clam digger is when you have a sinus infection and your eatting your wife/girlfriends pussy you hock one of those bloody, green clumps from your sinuses into her cunt and then suck it back out.

Last night I gave her a clam digger, how she has a yeast infection.

by Freeballin99 January 20, 2019

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.

You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams

by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016