Chonkie

when someone wipes their butt, specifically with their pointer finger, and smears the poo on someone’s upper lip.

Bro Cousin Matt hit Cousin Sam with a MASSIVE chonkie last night!!!

by runner227 January 22, 2026

Usotsuki Chong Shine

Defintion for a low intelligent organism, which is only able to discuss matter in (freaking) Japanse nationalism

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Poo Chongler

A poo chongler is some one who craped their shorts

aww dude your a poo chongler

by Jack daniel Black April 4, 2010

Ass chonger

The act of funneling liquid (eg. Beer, vodka, or shit water) into ones anus.

Gerald going to ass chonger septic water for a 1,000,000 dollars.

by Booty_Popin December 7, 2011

Yun Chong

A simply unmatchable badass. Also known as a Perfect Husband and with a roar of a hamster

Friend A: Have you heard of what Chunny did?
Friend B: I have, he's such a Yun Chong

by TheLRD May 16, 2016

Chub Chong

A little fat Asian man with a chode.

Did you see Britney take the Chub Chong home yesterday?

by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016

Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016