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Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.
We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.
by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025
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Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.
Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.
by Tk6329 April 22, 2022
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The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class
Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"
by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021
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Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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closet Canadian

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians
by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021
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Canadian Dishwasher

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.
The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.
by Corona penguin August 25, 2025
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Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.
Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.
by Guble September 19, 2022
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