butter lips

when a person is gorgeous and you know you want them, until you hear them start talking, and he/she is a complete idiot/bigot/anything that is a total mood kill

I wanted to tap the guy in the corner until he said GW Bush was the second messiah. Boy's got butter lips.

by beenoverit December 1, 2011

MEnut Butter

The butter than comes from my nuts
Me=Me
Nut=My Nuts
Butter=Substance like semen
Hence Menut butter
Also rhymes with peanut butter so thats also cool

Me: Hey Lisa, would you like a MEnut butter sandwich?
Lisa: Yeah. I love peanut butter.
Me: Oh. No, I wasn't talking about the spread made from peanuts, I was talking about my cum.
Lisa: Oh
Me: So, what will it be?
Lisa: Can I have both?
Me: Of course

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut butter at the menut butter store.
Guy 2: Sperm Bank?

Hank: My menut butter sells by the pound. What can I say?Chicks love it.

Dude 1: Oh man, I just got menut butter all over my hands.
Dude 2: Noob! Get the fuck away from me.

by SHADOWSKY June 28, 2009

Chode Butter

The build up in the area between your asshole and balls.

Dude your chode butter smells so bad

by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008

peanut butter

A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.

":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"

by Fish lover March 6, 2011

butter-fuck

butter-fuck means to screw a guy using butter for lube, and afterward, to make the dude lick your dick clean.

Matt butter-fucked me the other night and made me suck his dick clean!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

Ass Butter

a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.

Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"

by Assbutterer August 10, 2003

Napular Butter

A mixture of sweat, semen, and sometimes fecal matter or urine on the back of the neck. Uncommon form of sexual favor, however most often found in the area near kyrgastan. Also found in Mongolia.

The young woman gave me some napular butter yesterday. The smell was rancid!

by J Stimull July 8, 2004