Limp Biscuit

When the penis stays flaccid in times of stimulation, foreplay, or before any kind sex in general. A term for erectile disfunction.

Trev:Hey man, You have a fun weekend with the librarian chick?
Sam:I wish. I really struck out when I came down with a Limp Biscuit

by LNGTWROFPWR9000 February 26, 2015

Biscuit headed nigga

A biscuit headed nigga as invented by a 13 year old boy named gary the definition 1. a retarted person with a biscuit in there hand 2. a biscuit headed nigga

A biscuit headed nigga as invented by a 13 year old boy named gary when he was one day driving home and he needed a comback and his uncle had a biscuit in his hand and called him a biscuit headed nigga

by GARY NEAL! October 6, 2008

limp biscuit

When you can't get a hard on.

After she made that remark to me I was just a limp biscuit.

by Anonymous November 6, 2006

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

bisquits

A woman's boobs, tits

wow, look at those bisquits - just wanna squeeze them, don ya?

by Kate Lesley May 13, 2005

Crispy Biscuit

When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.

Jon ended up eating the crispy biscuit last night.

by beta917 April 16, 2010

chocolate biscuit

When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.

I enjoyed a nice chocolate biscuit with my girlfriend last night.

by Gabriella Smy February 1, 2009