absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

ABSCK

This is an acronym that stands from nothing and is used to lure people to this website to look it up.

I am a founding member of ABSCK.

by Hollow_Clock February 22, 2024

Absifrickenlutely

When something is as absolute, but to the level of frickin'.

"I will absifrickenlutely not be doing that."

by Arataki "One and Oni" Itto February 24, 2024

Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

absdeejaijkeeeopcaetyvdewz

The alphabet but every letter is replaced with the first letter of the letter of it were spelled the way it sounds

Person: I'm fucking bored absdeejaijkeeeopcaetyvdewz

by Saulman500 March 14, 2024

Absurd

"absurd" with a capital A, the term Camus uses for when our human need for meaning meets the silent universe that's like, ‘new phone, who dis?’

Have you ever noticed the pronunciation of "Absurd" is more absurd than its meaning?

by anonymous March 28, 2024

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024