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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
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No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.
Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april
by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019
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Kill Billed

When you watch a movie only to find out that it was all just set up for the second movie in the series. Like how Kill Bill 1 was all just introduction for Kill Bill 2.
Person A: Hey have you seen Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse?
Person B: Yeah, I can’t believe it kill billed us though. The entire movie was just an introduction to spiderverse 3! Nothing was resolved, and all it did was introduce us to the characters and premise of the next movie.
by snertpb June 18, 2023
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Bill O’Brien

“Let me trade off my best player like Bill O’Brien did
by Jack Harlow October 27, 2020
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Bill graham

Prolific concert promoter active in the San Francisco Bay area from the 1960s to the early 1990s
Graham was instrumental in putting venues such as winterland and the fillmore on the map. In later years he oversaw the development of the shoreline amphitheater in mountain view ca which gave the south bay a premier outdoor concert venue
His company was called "Bill Graham presents". Tragically Bill Graham was killed in a helicopter crash on October 25th 1991 in a set of power lines west of vallejo california. He was returning from a huey lewis concert in Concord. California
Bill graham: a concert promoter whose sphere of influence extended far beyond the Bay area.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriend

Me. Amani Hayath.
Who's Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriend? Me. Amani Hayath.
by Dakota secret July 10, 2021
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Bill Play

When family members, friends or co-workers decide to settle an argument between themselves by betting on the outcome of an event or playing a game, where the loser(s) of the bet or game must pay a bill (e.g. phone or cable bill) of the winner's choosing as the prize for winning the contest.
"Why don't you put your money where your big mouth is and Bill play me for it!"
by Billplay.com December 15, 2011
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