Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.
Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.
by JIF713 July 1, 2022
Get the Marching Bandmug. by justsomestudent February 3, 2021
Get the Rubber-bandingmug. Or: An extremely cool chick that expands your world and you let her choose what she does and either what she would want you to do with your horizons
by PotentCreditability May 10, 2018
Get the band hoppingmug. A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
by DT8 November 6, 2021
Get the Merry band of dipshitsmug. Musical theatre productions that appeal to middle or high schooler with a wide range of instruments in the songs or background. Musicals such as, Heathers: the musical, Be more Chill, Mean Girls and Ride the Cyclone
Heather: "All you like is band kid musicals!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"
by P1CKLESSs July 20, 2025
Get the band kid musicalsmug. by Jottys November 1, 2018
Get the Band Geeksmug. 