Wet lonnie

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass, then stick that finger in their ear.

Oh it’s cool if you stick your finger in my ear but please don’t give me a wet Lonnie

by Mrritter June 1, 2019

young wet

A young, attractive woman.

Yo check out them young wets over there man! They're young and wet just how I like em.

by mike dougherty June 5, 2016

stick of wet

A cigarette or blunt dipped into embalming fluid or also know as formaldehyde.

Aye cuz, wanna get real and dip that blunt into this shit that I jack from that funeral home? Imma get us fuct up on a stick of wet, FO SHO!

by Kekson October 23, 2010

Wet Business

Well lubricated sex with a stranger.

1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!

2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?

by Strange80nv September 5, 2012

Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

Wet O’Clock

The time a Romanian goes to sleep.

It is wet o’clock because our romanian friend hasnt gone to bed yet

by Hurtwell May 13, 2019

wet cheeseball

Someone who takes themselves too seriously and can’t ever have fun or joke around. They think everything is corny and thinks it’s embarrassing to not be a lifeless corpse 24/7.

Davis: Haha Fulton look how braindead you look in this photo

Fulton: 😐😐😐 ur not funny 😐😐😐😐
Davis: You’re such a wet cheeseball

by cashanova December 21, 2021