toucher_of_cancer 

One of the best meme pages to have ever seen the light of the universe. All memes are original, made by himself and never stolen, always funny and humorous and tier 12947 to say the least, these memes aren't made for your ordinary memester, they are handmade for gods.

cool dude: man, did you see {toucher_of_cancer}'s meme? another cool dude: heck yeah, them memes are amazing

toucher_of_cancer by Moe1321 November 7, 2018

Touchebag 

A portmanteau of douchebag and touchè; an unsavory and self-gratifying person who is prone to one-up another frequently correct others’ errors and missteps with condescending arrogance.

“I know I gave the wrong answer but Mr. Shaffer didn’t have to be so rude correcting me in front of the entire class. He’s such a touchebag.”

Touchebag by coltermfraines October 4, 2019

Touched It Down 

Past tense noun-to-verb translation of touchdown.

He touched it down!

Touched It Down by Utmostly January 19, 2020

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

-touches femur bone- by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Touched 

The hood version of counting coup; attacking an opponent.

“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke

Touched by kekistani meme farmer March 9, 2021

Touched the gay deodorant 

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

Touched the gay deodorant by honneamise March 29, 2021

touched 

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

touched by paxrox December 5, 2021