Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

Snaadwinge

sandewige

that boy, he was snand minech krad ginge snaadwinge

by snaandhuneter August 31, 2022

snap to

suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life

the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!

by michael foolsley September 13, 2022

Snaids

Aids for snails

Jackscepticeye has snaids

by MarineMammal September 17, 2022

Snap Slut

A person that you only text or sext. You don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just casually flirt or sext until one of you gets bored and ghosts the other.

"I got too many snap sluts but they all just temporary"
"yeah, I have a few snap sluts right now because I'm bored, but I don't actually want to date them"

by GRIMGH0$T September 22, 2022

Snap-on

The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools

I can't go to the wallet raping toolvan yet as the customers will see I've got a snap-on.

by Baconplums October 5, 2022

Snapchat

A social media app specifically designed to lower IQ. It is mainly used by people who send pictures of their walls to each other to mantain some stupid streaks

John: "I'm gonna install snapchat"
*john's iq decreases significantly*

by sticman9 October 16, 2022