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one eyed snake 

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
one eyed snake by Shaggy October 7, 2003
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The Snake The Cross The Crown 

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.
Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!

tattle snake 

A cold blooded person who tells and sells you out for whatever the reason~
Taj Hackett, who lives in Grants Pass,OR, is a MOTHER FUCKING TATTLE SNAKE!
tattle snake by Jose Marroquin February 25, 2007

to release the poison from my snake 

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

white snake 

A line of cocaine, looks vaugely like a snake
Hey, put down a white snake for me *sniff*

Hoop Snake 

A turd in your toilet thats shape resembles a hoop or a coiled up snake..Hoop Snake
Hoop Snake.I dropped a Hoop Snake so big it clogged up the toilet.
Crikey after I had anal sex with me Sheila Terri a Hoop snake the size of a billabong came out her ass.
Hoop Snake by Hedgehog September 28, 2005

Sizzlin Snake 

One who spent a week at Camp Maranatha under the leadership of Jer Bear and Lauren, yelling his/her heart out to win the Common Ground Cup. Jesus is a Sizzlin Snakes best friend!
S- the Sizzlin Snakes
I- intrude your ground
Z- we're zesty, zesty
L- leaders of the camp
I- into the Lord
N- number one
Sizzlin, Sizzlin SNAKES!!!!!!!!!
Sizzlin Snake by Co-captain October 15, 2003