pee pee snake

It's your dick Dood.

Dude: imma whip out my pee pee snake.

by Hey_man1256 May 14, 2018

Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

THE snake man 2

Literally the coolest person ever. The THE Infront of his name symbolizes large power and copium.

Wow! I wish I could be like THE snake man 2 he’s so good with that copium

by movert123 March 3, 2021

Musky Snake Pit

Refers to Any sized group of (primarily men) typically 3 or more, having sex. They resemble a pit of musky snakes with their twitching cocks paired with the hissing sound they make. (Especially during Dp or Tp as the significant stretch on the sub/bottom makes the hissing louder)

“Hey Tod did you get the invite to that orgy too?”
“Ya! Im hoping to hop into a musky snake pit with some sexy hunks!”

by Kittymotheangry October 12, 2020

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

Dusty Cornhole Snake

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.

" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016