Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables

Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020

jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

juice rocket

To be so overcome with joy that a violent orgasm occurs, forcing one out of a sitting position; usually female only.

Seeing Dane Cook shirtless caused Trisha to juice rocket.

by (>^_(>O_O)> December 14, 2008

Scat rocket

The bit of poo that gets trapped in the tip of the penis during anal sex, then shoots out at orgasm

Johnny blew a scat rocket on Darcy’s back

by Cracken pipes February 8, 2022

Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

Crotch rocket

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.

Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders

by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021

Rocket

A Floridian rapper. Subjectively, his music is alright but lacks lyrical depth, personality, and technical ability. Personal character traits could be defined as: sneaky, manipulative, dishonest, cold, and lazy. Does have some redeeming qualities but not enough to tip any scales in his favor

Hey, have you ever heard of that rapper called Rocket? No.

by MeloYelo February 28, 2018