rep ride

To space out on one's job responsibilities; or, to be missing from one's desk for long, unexplained periods of time.

BOSS: "Where the hell is Mitch? The system is down and the users are screaming!"
MITCH'S CO-WORKERS: "He's on a rep ride."

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SALLY: "Did you see the look on Mitch's face when I asked him that question in the meeting?"
JOHN: "Yeah. Total rep ride."

by Annoyed with Mitch September 9, 2005

switch ride

A second car used primarily for pleasure.

I have to drive the Prius to work during the week, but on the weekends I grab my switch ride and cruise.

You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!

by long215 June 25, 2008

Houseback Riding

Sitting atop a residence in a drunken and/or disorderly manner. Extra points are often awarded whilst hoisting one arm, drink in hand and cat-calling passers by.

The "Jones'" have saddles on their dormers. During parties, Mrs. Jones enjoys houseback riding naked.

by Rusty Steedledorf February 11, 2010

Cloud Ride

To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"

*high five*

by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

Bonus Ride

A free ride on mass transit.

When you purchase a train ticket, but the conductor never comes by to collect it. As a result, you have a bonus ride and you are left with an unused ticket for later use.

by MTA Rider December 4, 2009

Keswick Ridge

A little hick-ass village in newbrunswick, Canada

Man, there are absolutely no stores in Keswick Ridge

by Tranquillahahah14 April 15, 2011

gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011