jet pants

the act of not wearing any pants AT ALL!

ah! look at jerry and his jet pants!!!!

by gangstawhitegirl=cassie December 27, 2008

monkey pants

When you make a pair of trousers out of monkey fur. Usually worn by caucasian people trying to immitate persians...

Yo, that guy's not a persian, he's just wearing motha fuckin' monkey pants...
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)

Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?

by roxycatmd October 30, 2007

sour pants

sour pants can be ysed on two ways, one rude and one nice, in slang sour means cool, nice, awesome, or sweet and pants means, well pants can be used as anything, or sour can also mean gross, ugly, strange, or stupid so it also could be used to insult or belittle

(good)That roller coaster was so sour pants.
(bad)Your dad can be so sour pants sometimes.

by jay sircussock May 10, 2002

pussy pants

pants that are covered in pus.

his abcess exploded all over his jeans... now he's got pussy pants.

by snarky May 26, 2003

Brown Pants

Used to refer to coworkers' apparel choices. Most commonly refers to coworkers who wear the same outfit multiple times in a week.
History of the word derives from a particular individual who wore brown pants to the office more than once. Even up to three times per week.

Did you see what she was wearing? So brown pants!

by Sid the Sloth July 23, 2008

parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003

tank pants

Pants, normally womens pants, that cover a rather large area. Probably the antonym of G String.

Bob wondered if his recent marriage and his wifes newly acquired taste in industrial strength tank pants were somehow related.

by Matalan Man September 2, 2003