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New York Subway Station
When a man and a woman put their buttholes together and one of them takes a crap into the other persons butthole.
New York Subway Station by Anonymous1124kittykittylicklic April 15, 2010
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New Jersey
Essentially, a giant suburban landscape filled to the brim with strip malls, outdoor shopping plazas with god forsaken asphalt seas, and awful drivers to complete the package. I've lived in the state all my life and it has provided me nothing but agonizing years of pain and boredom. While some parts of the state feature fairly attractive rural areas, quaint towns untouched by idiotic guido scum and historic architecture, the majority of it is housing developments and moronic people who never got up and moved west but would rather pay exuberent taxes. The McMansion reigns supreme and it takes forever to drive anywhere. It is the worst example of post-war America next to Long Island and Los Angeles. Mediocre public transport, identical housing tracts, and bland boring suburban culture.
New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.
The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.
Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.
Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.
And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.
Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.
The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.
Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.
Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.
And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.
Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
New Jersey by New Jersey Blows August 16, 2009
New York'd
To get played,insulted, and humiliated all in one! In reference to New York getting spit on in "Flavor of Love"
New York'd by DreBoSqueez April 7, 2007
new-looker
A New-Looker is pretty much self-explantory, it is a girl who lives in New look clothes. This doesnt include some of the cooler more unique clothes and shoes new-look stocks it is usually, a faded denim skirt, black or white pumps, a white t-shirt, black cropped cardigan and a long silver necklace with some kind of beading at the bottom. New-lookers listen to mild RnB music like Rihanna or Amerie.
new-looker by LIVVY W *** February 13, 2008
New Jersey Hair Gel
DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!
New Jersey Hair Gel by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011