Shoot n’ pooters

Similar to “aw shucks” or “damn”.

Basically means, shoot me in the ass.

Madeline: we have to go to the DMV for your registration

Jacob: shoot n’ pooters!

by maderall November 30, 2022

Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).

Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr

by LeBean James December 8, 2022

dick n balls

dick n balls means penis and the balls under them

girl: suck on my dick n balls
boy: yes

by ohhello (Tanna) August 19, 2022

Stick n Poke

A homemade tattoo made by dipping a needle in ink and poking the skin. Somewhat popular among underaged teenagers, this type of tattoo is often done with unsanitary supplies like India ink and sewing needles. They are known to be regretted later in life.

He has a stick n poke of his ex's initials.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 3, 2022

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

weeds n. pl.

(1950s +) (US sl.) clothes

... and to see him in his round spectacles and his civil servant weeds, you would think it was he ... who deserved the tradename ’mole’.
John le Carré: The honourable schoolboy, Coronet Books, Hodder and Stuoghton, 2000, p.57).

by Petyush March 27, 2005

ṕ€n¡s

A way to type the word, "penis" that bypasses the onboard censors in many online BBS programs and forums (or, "fora" if you want to be an anal-retentive dick about it).

Some forums block posts that contain the word penis, so use ṕ€n¡s instead.
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.

On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!

by Telephony January 16, 2021