A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

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doobie jones

The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement

8 wish that i was like doobie jones

by Big dick badit December 18, 2018

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broderick jones

The most CUTEST of all males, smart, athletic, strongest, and the biggest dick of all people

Jake: Dude I am Broderick Jones
Cris: Lucky

by Unseamedpage8 October 6, 2016

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Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad

¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"

by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024

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Isaiah Jones

Isaiah is honestly a pretty cool person, I’m only mean to him sometimes and I’m glad that I met him because he is now my close friend. He watches porn on Tuesdays and I feel like he can make good waffles. He’s the type of person to tell you your ex a dumbass and then say sorry right after. He’s good at pulling all-nighters and he’s a good person in general and I like talking to him because he said funny when he does his Bri-ish accent. Almost peed myself. I enjoy being friends with Isaiah even though some days he takes hours to reply. I think he gonna be a stripper when he get so older. Anyway to end this on a good note he’s really funny and a good person to I think talk to. We are birthday twins so that’s pretty cool if you ask me. The end I’m sorry it’s not that I interesting

Hey look it’s Isaiah Jones, he so got a big ween in his mouth

by Girl273838293 April 25, 2020

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