Walid jokes

a joke only a certain group finds funny and are only laughing because they’re simply friends with the person making the joke or in simple words a joke that isn’t funny

yo shawty cuddling ur bro ain’t gay I like men I’m not gay -walid jokes

by Firas324 July 27, 2021

bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

by tory borty April 25, 2013

Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual

someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"

by yng mickey October 1, 2021

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

joke

something stupid people wont get like pussy

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy

by Cromsy February 22, 2021

Joke

Something that you niggas can't take.

Bro, you shouldn't make fun of X. He cured my depression.
Issa Joke.

by Real N word November 20, 2019

We’ll reject inside jokes

a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.

Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes”
P2- “y’all really suck”

by HAM-BUR-BUR October 12, 2022